Monday, February 18, 2013

Scratch-n-Sniff...it's just not a sticker anymore..

Randee Stevens is new to the erotica world.  Her first sexy story came to her while lying in bed with her hubby one night. They were watching television and a commercial came on. It was one of those commercial where the guy is sniffing the carpet. *shaking head* I mean really who sits around sniffing carpets all day? Maybe your clothes or your armpits to see if they stink but carpet? Really? So anyways, she turns to her hubby and says "That would make a great title for a story." And so story ideas started popping in her head and soon Scratch-n-Sniff was born. and NO...its not about sniffing carpets. hehehe 

Scratch-n-Sniff is basically a short sexy story with a bit of humor to it. Yes, there is sex, there is language and yes, there is self gratification. Isn't that what erotica is? hehehe 

So if you are looking for a funny and sexy story, check out Randee's Scratch-n-Sniff. Give this author some love and spread the word for her. And here is the best part...it's only .99

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“Oh. My. God!” She choked with laughter. It usually took a lot to make her blush, but she could feel her cheeks burning as she stared at Tony.

“You must be smoking the wacky weed or something because you are crazy… and disgusting.” She added, stifling her laugh.

“Nah. I don’t touch that stuff. I’m straight as an arrow. I just don’t always shoot straight.” He joked. He knew that sounded corny, but the more he talked and stared at her breasts, the more his brain turned to mush and his cock took over. He could feel it pushing hard against his jeans as he looked down, hoping it wasn’t saluting her. Shit! It was. He glanced back up at Tasha and noticed she was staring at it too. Damn it!

A huge smile grew on her face.

“I can see your other little arrow is ready to shoot too.”

He quickly turned around and walked back behind the counter. Tasha giggled. She loved making men blush…and squirm. 

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Weird dreams.....

Did you ever take a nap and woke up with the most vivid story idea in your head? Yeah, well..one..I rarely ever take naps and two...it happened to me tonight, although it wasn't a story, it was a poem. Which is weird because I totally suck balls when it comes to writing poems. All the rhyming and smyming...blah blah blah. Well this evening I woke up thinking about a woman name Stella, not sure if I was thinking about Elaine from Seinfeld or not. LOL  Here is the poem....



                      OH STELLA

 

Oh Stella, with your hair so brown

And your lips so red.

Roaming the city streets,

Looking for someone to bed.

Oh Stella, with your shoulders so broad

And hips so wide,

Keep turning those tricks

You’ll never be a bride.

Oh Stella, with your dirty broken nails

And grungy wedding dress

Keep lying and cheating

Your life will always be a mess.

Oh Stella, your fairy-tail dreams are shattered

Your heart is broken in pieces

Walking those lonely streets

With just you and your Maltese.
 
Go figure!! I'm a poet and don't know it. bahahaha 
 
Have a great weekend everyone!!!

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

LOVE....WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

Valentine's Day is just around the corner and Love is in the Air......ppbbft!!! Love should be in the air 365 days a year......ppbbft!!!  No, I'm not a sour puss, I'm just realistic. Sure I think the world would be a better place if  we all lived in peace and harmony. You know from the  Sixties era, "MAKE LOVE NOT WAR"  But unfortunately we don't live in those days anymore. 

Here is my thoughts on Love.....

LOVE IS GRAND, LOVE IS WONDERFUL
LOVE IS WORK, LOVE IS A PAIN IN THE ASS.

Love is everything we want it to be and everything we don't want it to be.

LOVE IS KIND, LOVE IS MEAN
LOVE IS BLIND, LOVE IS DEAF

Love comes in all sizes, shape and form, love can fit in the palm of our hands.

LOVE IS BOLD, LOVE IS DULL
LOVE IS SWEET, LOVE IS OLD

Sometimes we take the one we love for granted, that is life. But in the end....

LOVE IS FOREVER

Need to find love this Valentine's Day? Need a romance story to put you in a romantic mood?

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